pharmacy finds

for whatever reason a recent trip to some random drugstore in middle-of-no-where-america with roxanne and marabeth proved to be a denizen of hilarity. maybe it was because when we walked in there was a weird tapestry of a hero who we didn't recognize at all, or the near impossible hunt to find ear plugs, or the eye patch that for whatever reason i nearly purchased just so i could wear it and speak like a pirate.

what i want to know, is who, under the age of 80, buys ear plugs? dear world - i present you with marabeth joy reichel.