why i read mimi smartypants

she is a fellow list maker. the best kind of lists. see:

THREE WEIRD BUT INOFFENSIVE PEOPLE ON MY BUS ROUTE

1. The woman who makes the sign of the cross at anyone who coughs or sneezes.

2. Guy who paces around at the bus stop literally wringing his hands and looking like he’s about to scream with anxiety.

3. Woman who has shaved off both her eyebrows and drawn them back on, only she’s made a series of little dots and not connected the line.