list-o-mania

list of superfluous things that my perfect restaurant experience would include

the option of lime instead of lemon with my water
aesthetically pleasing and perfectly weighted silverware
friendly wait staff that enjoy what they do. or at least don't loathe being there.
low level lighting
seating comfortable enough to sit cross legged if i was so inclined
any menu that offers me bisque as a soup option
interesting, but not overly distracting, art on the walls. same goes for music.
little booths. or little rooms.
clever combination's that i've never before heard of, like guava butter.
wild flower centerpieces. if i see one plastic flower/foliage/tree in the corner pretending to be a real inside tree, it's a deal breaker.
pretty much any dish that features aioli.


list of words beginning with 's' that i have an affinity for:

spackle
smitten
smooch
serendipity
spartan
sassafras
spry
scarab. not to be confused with scab. which is definitely not a word i have an affinity for.
superfluous
sliver

list of things i have a somewhat love/hate relationship with:

shower caps
tv
itrip
walmart
chewing gum
my old macbook
button down shirts
lip gloss
socks
facebook
air conditioning
non stick pans
swimming pools
newspapers
sand
band aids
airports
on line board games
artichokes